童言 (Funny Child's Talk)

Age: 4 years, 2 months, 1 week & 1 day old

Talk #1

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Daddy: "Wah! BB, 你小酱多便啊? (you wee wee so much)

BB: "Han nah! Kakak 给我喝很多水 ma, 然后我就不会生病咯!" (I drink a lot of water, then I won't fall sick lo)

Daddy: "Wah! Kakak sayang 你 ho, daddy 也是 sayang 你 ho!" (kakak sayang u, daddy also sayang u ho)

BB: "Han nah! Daddy handsome. Daddy 吃很多 vege, 然后 daddy 放屁很臭." (daddy handsome, daddy eats a lot of veges, then daddy farted smelly)

Talk #2

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While we were crossing the Penang Bridge:

BB: "Wah! 那个 bus 酱大个!" (wah, that bus is so big - pointing to the sea)

小姑: "不是啦！那个是 '岛' 来的." (no lah, that is a small island)

BB: "OH! '豆'腐花 (广东话) 是吗? (oh, dao fu fa - in cantonese)

Talk #3

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Mommy always taught me to be grateful for what we have. Eg. when its windy and cool, mommy always said "Wah! It's so windy. Thanks Universe!" So I picked up this Law of Appreciation too. =)

BB: "Yeah! Thank you SKEY! 你给我们冷冷, 没有热热." (you give us cold cold, no hot hot)

I like to sing with my own created lyrics

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BB: "I want nobody nobody but you (daddy, 看我, clown)."